Don't accept your dog's
admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
There is no psychiatrist in the
world like a puppy licking your face.
A dog is the only thing on earth
that loves you more than he loves himself.
The average dog is a nicer person
than the average person.
We give dogs time we can spare,
space we can spare and love we can spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal
man has ever made.
Dogs love their friends and bite
their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable
of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
- Sigmund Freud
A dog teaches a boy fidelity,
perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying
- Robert Benchley
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
- Robert A. Heinlein
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
- Mark Twain
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
- Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
- Phil Pasto